South Park

Jesus' Double Date

Season 28 E 1 • 16/10/2025

To cheer Jesus up, PC Principal and Strong Christian Woman set him up with a newly converted Christian woman.

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The Easy Way or the Hard Way
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After another unfortunate accident, the Chairman of the FCC learns he may lose his freedom of speech. The Vice President takes the opportunity to make his plans clear.
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01:45

A Piece of Her Mind
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As the kids rage about their bet being cancelled, Sheila finally finds the person responsible for the situation in the Middle East.
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01:53

A Boy or a Girl?
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Fox News annonces the most popular topic of conversation in the United States. Meanwhile, the President realizes how much his life will change when the baby arrives.
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02:37

Carr Takes the Fall
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Kyle tries to get an offensive bet removed and it leads to the highest levels of power.
25/09/2025
01:30

I Don't Like Carrots
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Worried about the baby and what it will do to his lifestyle, the President's hatches another scheme that goes wrong.
25/09/2025
02:48

6-7
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As a new craze sweeps through South Park Elementary, the students are forced to attend a presentation on Satanic Numerology and the coming of the Antichrist.
15/10/2025
01:07

Strong Christian Woman
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Jesus asks PC Principal for advice and is introduced to the school's Vice Principal, Strong Christian Woman.
16/10/2025
01:26

The Exorcism of Eric Cartman
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Cartman and Peter Thiel meet.
16/10/2025
01:45

Peter Thiel Knows What He's Doing
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Peter Thiel gets access to all the school's data and video feeds but he needs more information and only the Vice President can help.
16/10/2025
01:20

Are You Questioning My Faith?
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PC Principal and Jesus throwdown in the bathroom at the Cheesecake Factory.
16/10/2025
01:08

Jesus' Double Date
South ParkS28 E1

To cheer Jesus up, PC Principal and Strong Christian Woman set him up with a newly converted Christian woman.
16/10/2025
02:58

Shit on Your Nose
South ParkS28 E2

The President and Satan get pulled away from the renovations at the White House to deal with a matter of National Security. Afraid of being exposed, the Vice President and Peter Thiel are forced to change their plans.
31/10/2025
01:42

South Park Sucks Now
South ParkS28 E2

If you've come here then you're likely joining the chorus of voices that's fed up with the direction our town is going. We all want change in our community. And now, there's an opportunity to truly make your voices heard... so get crypto?
01/11/2025
01:29

Our Crypto Advisor
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Stan and Kenny hire Kyle's Cousin Kyle to help them launch the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency.
01/11/2025
02:11

Recto-plasm
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Paranormal Investigators are called to the White House to solve the mystery of the Woman in the Hat. The investigation uncovers something truly frightening and Fox News is there to cover it.
01/11/2025
02:12

A Big Crypto Dump
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Kyle's Cousin Kyle heads to the White House to meet with the Strategic Adviser for Cryptocurrency. Meanwhile Stan and Kenny are worried that their chances of getting rich are about to crash along with their cryptocoin.
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02:42

Nope. Let's Stop This!
South ParkS28 E2

The President and his cabinet summon the spirit of the East Wing and a massive cryptocurrency scandal is exposed. Fox News outs the person to blame, and everything still sucks.
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02:58

This is Really Easy
South ParkS28 E3

Butters pranks Red with a generative AI video. To get him back, Red embarasses Butters in front of the whole school with an AI video of her own.
13/11/2025
02:42

FOX NEWS FAKE NEWS ALERT
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Fox News tries to cope with some upsetting news until the President reassures them it's just Fake News.
13/11/2025
01:32

Bluey On Trial
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Butters confesses to making the original AI videos of Red and explains that he was inspired by the fake AI videos Cartman amde to skip school.
13/11/2025
01:31

The Boy is Fat and Authoritative
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In an attempt to throw off any suspicion, Peter Thiel creates Sora 2 videos of Cartman reassuring everyone that Cartman is recovering and safe. Meanwhile Cartman is pissed that anyone can make him do anything... for free.
13/11/2025