South Park

Stan Chooses Scientology

Season 9 E 12 • 17/11/2005

Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.

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00:50

Tom, It's Nicole
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Nicole Kidman tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.
16/11/2005
02:02

Go Ahead, Sue Me!
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After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
16/11/2005
02:43

Free Personality Test
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Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.
17/11/2005
02:11

Fax These Results to Los Angeles
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Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.
17/11/2005
02:59

What Scientologist Actually Believe
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The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.
17/11/2005
00:51

A Bike or Not Being Depressed
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Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.
17/11/2005
00:45

OT 9
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The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.
17/11/2005
01:40

Thank You For Returning
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The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.
17/11/2005
01:26

Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet
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Tom Cruise visits Stan.
17/11/2005
00:57

R Kelly
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R. Kelly sings about Tom Cruise's refusal to come out of the closet.
17/11/2005
00:54

Stan Chooses Scientology
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Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.
17/11/2005
01:12

John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet
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John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
17/11/2005
01:27

Scam on a Global Scale
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The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam
17/11/2005
00:55

R Kelly Sings with TC & JT
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R. Kelly joins Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the closet.
17/11/2005
02:37

Willzyx's Problems
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Willzyx the whale says he's from the moon.
01/12/2005
01:26

The Sketch
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The Sea Park announcers try to track down the boys.
01/12/2005
02:43

Rocket Launch
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Willzyx is launched to the moon.
01/12/2005
01:37

Denver's Sea Park
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The boys watch an Orca show.
01/12/2005
01:17

Jambu Speaks
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Kyle thinks Jambu the whale is talking to him.
01/12/2005
01:37

Busting Out Willzyx
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The boys break into Sea Park to free Willzyx.
01/12/2005
01:24

Ransom Note
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The Sea Park announcers realize their joking caused the kidnapping.
01/12/2005