South Park

Tiny Ain't It

Season 5 • 08/11/2001

In a Looney Tunes parody, Cartman pulls down Osama bin Laden's pants to reveal his tiny penis.

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01:40

Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
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The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.
08/11/2001
02:33

This Like East Denver
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The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.
08/11/2001
01:15

Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
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The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.
08/11/2001
01:18

Afghan South Park
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The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.
08/11/2001
00:54

Towelie Ban
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The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
08/11/2001
00:56

Oh God It Was Horrible
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The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.
08/11/2001
01:16

These People Are Insane
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The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.
08/11/2001
01:14

Terrorist Related Aids
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The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.
08/11/2001
01:12

What's Up Bin Laden
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Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.
08/11/2001
00:30

Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
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Kenny and his Afghan counterpart are killed by stray gunfire.
08/11/2001
00:41

Tiny Ain't It
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In a Looney Tunes parody, Cartman pulls down Osama bin Laden's pants to reveal his tiny penis.
08/11/2001
00:26

Buttholes
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The Afghan and American boys argue over who is a butthole.
08/11/2001
00:52

Bin Laden Loves A Camel
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Osama bin Laden makes romantic passes at a camel.
08/11/2001
01:10

I've Got Stevie Nicks
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The U.S. military saves the goat, who they think is Stevie Nicks, and shoot Osama bin Laden.
08/11/2001
00:32

We Still Hate You
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The Afghan boys go back to their lives.
08/11/2001
01:03

Fleetwood Mac
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Stevie Nicks performs and the boys head home.
08/11/2001
02:09

Blowng a Fuse
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Cartman sees the Thompsons and blows his funny fuse.
15/11/2001
01:56

Ben Assfleck
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Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
15/11/2001
01:42

Kelron 4000
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The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.
15/11/2001
01:50

Class Pictures
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Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.
15/11/2001
01:22

4 Days Later
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The kids get their school photos back
15/11/2001