South Park

Football Nightmare

Season 19 E 1 • 17/09/2015

After a terrifying nightmare, Cartman promises to be a better person.

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A Very Bad Start
South ParkS1 E4

The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
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01:49

Dodgeball
South ParkS2 E5

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
04/06/1998
01:13

Jimmy's Roid Rage
South ParkS8 E2

Jimmy goes into a rage and beats up his girlfriend.
25/03/2004
02:40

My Scrotum!
South ParkS9 E1

Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.
10/03/2005
01:50

The Fine Sport of Wrastling
South ParkS13 E10

The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.
22/10/2009
02:00

Stu-dent ATH-O-LEETS
South ParkS15 E5

Cartman visits the University of Colorado to get business advice.
12/05/2011
00:50

Butters' Creamy Goo
South ParkS16 E8

Butters' new sports drink hits the market.
27/09/2012
01:30

Honey Boo Boo vs. Fatty Doo Doo
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At the First Lady's Symposium on Obesity, Cartman and Honey Boo Boo throw down.
04/10/2012
00:58

Football Nightmare
South ParkS19 E1

After a terrifying nightmare, Cartman promises to be a better person.
17/09/2015
02:51

Go Strong Woman, Go
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As the "The Strong Woman Competition" begins Vice Principal Strong Woman meets her biggest rival - a woman named Heather Swanson who recently identified as female.
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The Story of St. Patrick
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Butters preaches the history of Saint Patrick.
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02:00

A Refueled Confederacy
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The Confederates get more schnapps.
25/11/1999
02:54

Get That F*&%ing Leprechaun
South ParkS11 E10

The Boys capture a leprechaun in the woods.
17/10/2007
01:08

Dad's Drunk
South ParkS9 E14

Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.
08/12/2005
01:44

Too Drunk to Listen
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The party doesn't realize they're being surrounded.
22/07/1999
00:47

You'd Be Drunk Too
South ParkS2 E15

Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.
29/10/1998
01:00

Mackey Takes a Drink
South ParkS2 E4

Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
28/05/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
South ParkS1 E13

When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
26/02/1998
00:37

Welcome to the Party
South ParkS3 E9

The Squirts have been kidnapped for a bear cub birthday party.
29/07/1999