| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e01_480.jpg | Cartman Gets an Anal Probe | ||
| While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors. | Aug 13, 1997 | 1 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e02_480.jpg | Weight Gain 4000 | ||
| When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present the award. | Aug 20, 1997 | 2 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e03_480.jpg | Volcano | ||
| A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano. | Aug 27, 1997 | 3 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e04_480.jpg | Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | ||
| When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park. | Sep 3, 1997 | 4 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e05_480.jpg | An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | ||
| Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn turn to the Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant. | Sep 10, 1997 | 5 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e06_480.jpg | Death | ||
| Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, "Terrance and Phillip." | Sep 17, 1997 | 6 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e07_480.jpg | Pinkeye | ||
| A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys night of Trick-or-Treating. | Oct 29, 1997 | 7 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e08_480.jpg | Damien | ||
| After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil. | Feb 4, 1998 | 8 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e09_480.jpg | Starvin' Marvin | ||
| Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers. | Nov 19, 1997 | 9 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e10_480.jpg | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | ||
| While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum. | Dec 17, 1997 | 10 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e11_480.jpg | Tom's Rhinoplasty | ||
| While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. | Feb 11, 1998 | 11 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e12_480.jpg | Mecha-Streisand | ||
| The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world. | Feb 18, 1998 | 12 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s01e13_480.jpg | Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut | ||
| Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. | Feb 25, 1998 | 13 | |
