Secret Society of Cynics
| Gender | Multiple |
| Aliases | Asperger's Research Group |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker and Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Ass Burgers |
About
While these may appear to be a group of simple but eccentric high-functioning autistic people, they are in fact a highly-trained group of professionals who suffer from a far less popular medical disorder: Cynical Assholism, which forces them to see the world as nothing but shit. They believe their natural affliction is caused by aliens/genetically-engineered humans/robots from the future/vampires/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you! They control their complex neurological problems with Jameson's Irish Whiskey, which allows them re-enter the matr- reality. They take in Stan Marsh and try to train him to murder Duck President in hopes of getting everything back to how it was.
Memorable Quotes
- "You've been told that Asperger's is real - it isn't. It's just a front that we use to STAY HIDDEN." (Ass Burgers)
Featured Episodes
- Ass Burgers (s15e08)
Fun Facts
- They are parodies of the characters from The Matrix franchise, with the main researcher based on Morpheus.