Jimmie Johnson
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 38 |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Occupation | NASCAR driver |
| First Appearance | Poor and Stupid |
About
Considered one of the most influential athletes in the world, NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson is yet another victim of Eric Cartman's ill-fated venture into NASCAR. He's interrupted at a press conference talking about the track - but luckily, it's his car later that Patty Hamill borrows to win the race and kick Cartman's ass off the track. Jimmie has won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series championship 6 times (2006-2010, 2013) and has won 69 races on the Sprint Cup circuit. 2 of those wins were in the Daytona 500's of 2006 and 2013.
Quotes
- "Well I think it's a fine track, you know. The- the techs have done a really good job of makin' sure the banks are grafted down to the right specs and there shouldn't be any problems-" (Poor and Stupid)
Featured Episodes
- Poor and Stupid (s14e08)