Satan
Gender | Male |
Aliases | the Devil, the Prince of Darkness |
Voiced by | Trey Parker |
First Appearance | "Damien" |
Last Appearance | "Hell on Earth 2006" |
About
The fallen Prince of Darkness still rules over Hell and even occasionally makes an attempt to take over Heaven or Earth. But don't let that reputation and rugged physique fool you, he's just a big old softie. He has an estranged son named Damien Thorn, and has had a number of sexual liasons including former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, a man named Chris, a demon named Kevin, and his son's mother. He also has good relations with God and Kenny McCormick.
Memorable Quotes
- "I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee." (Damien)
- "And now I will take all your hard-earned money, and return to Hell a much richer Prince of Darkness, and buy some realty." (Damien)
- "Fallen one, I am Satan. I am your god now!" (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "What's it like up on earth, Saddam? Tell me about it again." (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes." (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "You have spilled the blood of the innocent! Now begins two million years of darkness!" (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "I have had ENOUGH of you!" (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "He spent so much time convincing me I was weak and stupid that I… believed it myself." (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "Well, I tell you what: Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here! Come on, everyone, gather 'round!" (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
- "Just… give me some boundaries, be jealous, go throw a football around, for Christ's sake." (Probably)
- "You know, I've had steady relationships for the last… thousand years, and when one ends I just start another one, but… I haven't taken the time to be secure with myself." (Probably)
- "Hey- Thanks, God. I forgot how clear you make things sometimes." (Probably)
- "My fellow damned souls! Now is the time for our assault! You know no fear! You will drink the blood of angels! We go now! Nothing can stop us!" (Best Friends Forever)
- "Halloween is about me! And I deserve a par-ty! This... shall be MY Super Sweet 16!!" (Hell on Earth 2006)
- "Did Diddy do it?" (Hell on Earth 2006)
- "At midnight, all the lights go down. The music stops. And then we wheel in... a Ferrari. Only it isn't a Ferrari... It's a cake. And everyone gets a piece." (Hell on Earth 2006)
- "Halloween is supposed to be for everyone. Everybody, I'm sorry. This party is for you. It's for all of you who make my life so special. If I don't realize that, then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl." (Hell on Earth 2006)
Featured Episodes
- Damien (s01e08)
- Mecha-Streisand (s01e12; photograph)
- The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka (s02e06; cameo)
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (s03e15)
- Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (s04e10)
- Probably (s04e11)
- Woodland Critter Christmas (s08e14; heavily referenced)
- Best Friends Forever (s09e04)
- Hell on Earth 2006 (s10e11)
Video Games
South Park: Tenorman's Revenge
Satan briefly appears after the boys defeat the Anti-Christ in Hell, but refuses to come down and scare them, instead banishing them back to Earth so they can resume their pursuit of Scott Tenorman.