The Human Kite
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Red |
| Occupation | Superhero |
| Aliases | Kyle Broflovski, The Human Kike |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Coon 2: Hindsight |
| Last Appearance | Coon vs. Coon & Friends |
About
The Human Kite is one of the noblest of the Coon Friends, an expert at computers and often playing the role of the intelligent one. His main powers include flight and shooting laser beams out of his eyes. He and Toolshed are Mysterion's right-hand men and closest confidants.
Memorable Quotes
- "Look, we just believe that you have your goals and ways of doing things and they conflict with what we want to accomplish." (Coon 2: Hindsight)
Featured Episodes
- Coon 2: Hindsight (s14e11; debut)
- Mysterion Rises (s14e12)
- Coon vs. Coon and Friends (s14e13)
Video Games
South Park: Tenorman's Revenge
During stages of the game, Kyle can assume the Human Kite's identity to gain a gliding ability over gaps and ditches, enabling him to access areas inaccessible by other characters.
South Park: The Stick of Truth
When in Kyle's bedroom, a kite resembling that from the back of the costume is visible, alluding to his superhero identity.
South Park: The Fractured but Whole
About
The Human Kite has all of the strengths and weaknesses of a kite. Out of battle, the player can team up with Human Kite to fly to otherwise unreachable areas. Kite functions a bit like a healer in battle. His low HP means you want to keep him away from the front lines, but his healing powers and ability to yank friends away from hot spots makes him an important part of any team.
Abilities
- Death From Above - Damages and applies burning to enemies caught in the blast.
- Laser Burn - Rake a target with Kite's laser eyes.
- Galvanizing Gust - Heal a nearby ally.