The Cissy

The Cissy

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Season	s18
Episode	e03
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	1803
Original Air Date	2014-10-08

Episode Chronology

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Story

Broadcast Description

Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a sissy.

Synopsis

Stan is searching for answers about how a person who he’s always known to be one thing could suddenly identify with another. In the meantime, the pressure of holding on to a giant secret is starting to get to Randy.

Memorable Quotes

• "Oh no. NO NO NO. I can not go another lunch break without my toilet time!" - Eric Cartman
• "Alright, that does it! I'm SICK of this shit and I am NOT taking it ANY LONGER! YOU ALL PUSHED ME TO THIS!!” - Eric Cartman
• "Yeah yeah - Feelin' goood on a Wednesday... Sparklin... THOUGHTS... Gimme the hope to go onnnn..." Lorde
• "It's ok, Red, I can take a shit here I'm a dumb chick too!" Eric Cartman
• "Because I'm transginger. I looked it up that means I can use the girl's shitter." Eric Cartman
• "Lorde is an incredibly talented and down to earth young lady. It would be a shame if someone was... having fun at her expense..." Brandon Carlile
• "Help me unload the car... Help me unload the car... Yeah yeah yeah... unload unload... yeah yeah yeah." Randy Marsh aka Lorde
• "Lorde Lorde Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde. I am Lorde... I am Lorde. I am Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde-" Randy Marsh aka Lorde
• "We're all alone now, toilet, nobody can hear you scream." Eric Cartman
• "Yes... Yes, Stan. I AM Lorde." Randy Marsh
• Alright, I need to tell you something, Wendy. ...I'm transginger. Eric Cartman
• "Actually- It's more like a royal flush." Mr. Garrison
• "You guys are so Cisginger! Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit AND my balls." Erica Cartman
• ""Wrong. She's a forty-five year old man, living in Colorado." Record Company Boss
• Help me unload the car... Ya ya ya... unload unload... Ya ya yaaa.Randy Marsh
• "Yeah... You're gonna open wide. You're gonna take your punishment!" Eric Cartman

Characters

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Stan Marsh

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Wendy Testaburger

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Eric Cartman

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Bebe Stevens

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Red

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Randy Marsh

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Lorde

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Sharon Marsh

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Gerald Broflovski

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Nelson

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Principal Victoria

Character Debuts

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Blonde Girl

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Brandon Carlile

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Erica Cartman

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Carol (Geological Office)

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USGS Supervisor

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Wendyl Testaburger

Locations

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South Park Elementary

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United States Geological Survey

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Broflovski Residence

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Marsh Residence