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Mr. Hat

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Age	mid-50's
Hair Color	Brown
Occupation	Teacher's Assistant
Aliases	Hat-San
Roommate/Puppeteer	Herbert Garrison
Voiced by	Trey Parker
First Appearance	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
Last Appearance	201

About

Herbert Garrison's companion since childhood, Mr. Hat is a small puppet with a mind of his own. A homosexual and unflinching racist, he also participated in the Vietnam War. Though he may seem like merely a puppet, Mr. Hat is capable of doing far more, including driving an SUV to break Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail, beating up Mr. Mackey, and spending time in a suana room with Brett Favre. He retired from teaching when Garrison became the fourth grade teacher, though he briefly returned to help deal with Eric Cartman's "daddy issues". Now located firmly inside Mr. Slave's asshole, he is living out his final days in peace.

Memorable Quotes

"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" (Cartman Gets An Anal Probe)
"Genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible mistakes, like German people." (An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig)
"Don't apologize for me to that spearchucker!" (Chef Goes Nanners)
"Boy, that Enrique Iglesias can sure gyrate his hot ass around." (The Entity)
"Dammit Mitch, you're asking questions that shouldn't be answered!" (201)

Featured Episodes

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (s01e01)
Weight Gain 4000 (s01e02)
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (s01e04)
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (s01e05)
Death (s01e06)
Pinkeye (s01e07)
Tom's Rhinoplasty (s01e11)
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (s01e13)
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (s02e02)
Summer Sucks (s02e08; unseen but oft-mentioned)
Chef Aid (s02e14)
Gnomes (s02e17)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (s03e08)
Chinpoko Mon (s03e10)
Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e06)
Cherokee Hair Tampons (s04e07)
Chef Goes Nanners (s04e08)
Fourth Grade (s04e12)
The Entity (s05e11)
The Death Camp of Tolerance (s06e14)
200 (s14e05)
201 (s14e06)

Video Games

South Park: The Stick of Truth

When the player is inside Mr. Slave's asshole trying to retrieve and defuse the Snuke that was to destroy the town, a spooge and poop-drenched Mr. Hat can be discovered, and will add the player on Facebook, though he makes no posts of his own.

Fun Facts

Mr. Hat was based on a puppet used by Trey Parker's kindergarten teacher, believed by many to be "High Hat".
Trey Parker has stated that Mr. Hat's retirement symbolized the series' shift from "surreal comedy" to "commentary on current events".

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 ==About==
-[[Herbert Garrison]]'s companion since childhood, Mr. Hat is a small puppet with a mind of his own. A homosexual and unflinching racist, he also participated in the Vietnam War. Though he may seem like merely a puppet, Mr. Hat is capable of doing far more, including driving an SUV to break Mr. Garrison and [[Chef]] out of jail, beating up [[Mr. Mackey]], and spending time in a suana room with Brett Favre. He retired from teaching when Garrison became the fourth grade teacher, though he briefly returned to help deal with [[Eric Cartman]]'s "daddy issues". Now located firmly inside [[Mr. Slave]]'s asshole, he is living out his final days in peace.
+[[Herbert Garrison]]'s companion since childhood, Mr. Hat is a small puppet with a mind of his own. A homosexual and unflinching racist, he also participated in the Vietnam War. Though he may seem like merely a puppet, Mr. Hat is capable of doing far more, including driving an SUV to break Mr. Garrison and [[Chef]] out of jail, beating up [[Mr. Mackey]], and spending time in a suana room with [[Brett Favre]]. He retired from teaching when Garrison became the fourth grade teacher, though he briefly returned to help deal with [[Eric Cartman]]'s "daddy issues". Now located firmly inside [[Mr. Slave]]'s asshole, he is living out his final days in peace.
 ==Memorable Quotes==