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==About==
==About==
While these may appear to be a group of simple but eccentric high-functioning autistic people and a [[Asperger's Researcher|helpful counseler]], they are in fact a highly-trained group of professionals who suffer from a far less popular medical disorder: Cynical Assholism. This disorder forces them to see the world as nothing but shit, but they believe their natural affliction is caused by aliens/genetically-engineered humans/robots from the future/vampires/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you! They control their complex neurological problems with Jameson's Irish Whiskey, which allows them re-enter the matr- reality. They take in [[Stan Marsh]] and try to train him to murder [[Duck President]] in hopes of getting everything back to how it was.
While these may appear to be a group of simple but eccentric high-functioning autistic people and a [[Asperger's Researcher|helpful counseler]], they are in fact a highly-trained group of professionals who suffer from a far less popular medical disorder: Cynical Assholism. This disorder forces them to see the world as nothing but shit, but they believe their natural affliction is caused by aliens/genetically-engineered humans/robots from the future/vampires/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you! They control their complex neurological problems with Jameson's Irish Whiskey, which allows them re-enter the matr- reality. They take in [[Stan Marsh]] and try to train him to murder [[Duck President]] in hopes of getting everything back to how it was.
==Notable Members==
{{Character list
| Name = Asperger's Researcher
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Stan Marsh
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png
}}


==Memorable Quotes==
==Memorable Quotes==

Revision as of 06:01, 25 July 2014

Secret Society of Cynics

Gender Multiple
Aliases Asperger's Research Group
Voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
First Appearance Ass Burgers

About

While these may appear to be a group of simple but eccentric high-functioning autistic people and a helpful counseler, they are in fact a highly-trained group of professionals who suffer from a far less popular medical disorder: Cynical Assholism. This disorder forces them to see the world as nothing but shit, but they believe their natural affliction is caused by aliens/genetically-engineered humans/robots from the future/vampires/crab people/SpaceGodzilla- whatever, fuck you! They control their complex neurological problems with Jameson's Irish Whiskey, which allows them re-enter the matr- reality. They take in Stan Marsh and try to train him to murder Duck President in hopes of getting everything back to how it was.

Notable Members

Memorable Quotes

  • "You've been told that Asperger's is real - it isn't. It's just a front that we use to STAY HIDDEN." (Ass Burgers)

Featured Episodes

Fun Facts

  • They are parodies of the characters from The Matrix franchise, with the main Asperger's Researcher based on Morpheus.