Conflict of Interest

Conflict of Interest

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Season	s27
Episode	e05
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	2705
Original Air Date	2025-09-24

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Official Description

Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

Memorable Quotes

• "Is that a chick or a dude?" - (Cartman)
• "Cuz... She's a Jew?" - (Cartman)
• "NO PHONES guys!" - (Jesus)
• "Fat Ass!" - (Kyle)
• "Man, you just bring up Gaza to a Jew and they flip out." - (Cartman)
• "Another present for the BABY?! What about ME?!" - (Trump)
• "Ayyy relax guy! I don't wanna get rid of the baby!" - (Trump)
• "THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING GUY!" - (Kyle)
• "Wait, do you want to get rid of the baby? I don't think your followers..." - (Satan)
• "Oh haha! The FCC guy must have shitty ankles!" - (Trump)
• "Are you IMPLYING that jews in America have some kind of OBLIGATION to do something about it?!

" - (Sheila Broflovski)

• "IT'S NOT JEWS VERSUS PALESTINE IT'S ISRAEL VERSUS PALESTINE-" - (Sheila Broflovski)
• "And Maybe if you read BOOKS instead of everything Hollywood ACTORS say YOU'D KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!" - ([[[Sheila Broflovski]])
• "Haha.... Those carrots must have been from Erowan! " - (Trump)
• "Heyyyyyy SATAN! ! " - (Trump)
• "Hey fellas! FELLAS!" - (Jimmy)
• "GUYS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" - (Jeus)
• "THERE you are! Mr.'NETANYAHU!" - (Sheila Broflovski)
• "Well now you can just SIT IN THAT CHAIR because I AM NOT going ANYwhere, Buster! I’ve been to every PTA meeting, every school board meeting, and I can go ALL day! !" - (Sheila Broflovski)
• "We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way" - (JD Vance)
• "Oh, I am glad Jesus did something about the kids phone" - ([[Laura Tucker])

Characters

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Mr. Mackey

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Eric Cartman

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Kyle Broflovski

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Craig Tucker

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Kenny McCormick

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Stan Marsh

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Jesus

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Sean Hannity

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JD Vance

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Donald Trump

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Satan

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Jimmy Valmer

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Sneaky House Call Doctor

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Laura Tucker

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Harriet Biggle

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Linda Stotch

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Sheila Broflovski

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Gerald Broflovski

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Ike Broflovski

Costume Debuts

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Trump Cook

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Satan Pregnant

Character Debuts

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Brendan Carr

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Strategic Advisor Predictive Markets

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Benjamin Netanyahu

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Arabic News Commentator

Locations

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South Park Elementary

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School Playground

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White House

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Cafe Monet

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Broflovski Residence

Locations Debut

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FCC

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Washington DC Hospital Center

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Israel Prime Minister's Office

Season 27

e1 Sermon on the 'Mount

e2 Got A Nut

e3 Sickofancy

e4 Wok is Dead

e5 Conflict of Interest