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Hillary Rodham Clinton

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Gender	Female
Age	69
Hair Color	Blonde
Occupation	Public Servant
Aliases	Hilldog, Turd Sandwich
Religion	Methodist
Husband	Bill Clinton
Daughter	Chelsea Clinton
Predecessor (State)	Condoleezza Rice
Successor (State)	John Kerry
Voiced by	Mona Marshall
First Appearance	The Snuke

About[edit]

The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York, U. S. Secretary of State and a presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton might just be the second most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Long a target of ridicule for her appearance, the size of her ass, and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has grown to be fond of Mrs. Clinton, and she held a successfully rally there during her 2008 presidential primary campaign... and became the target of a terrorist attack via a Snuke, a nuclear device placed delicately in her snizz.

She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of Eric Cartman... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence that could harm their careers.

She mounted a second presidential campaign and visibly aged as her opponent turned out to be South Park's own Herbert Garrison, soon known as "Giant Douche", and his running mate, Caitlyn Jenner. Though initially excited to take her down, Garrison grew cold feet and threw support to boost his opponent, but Clinton continued to maintain that he was a liar and cannot be trusted.

Quotes[edit]

"No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats. Your men do a good job, Brian. I have faith that any threat will be taken care of accordingly." (The Snuke)
"It is so nice to be back in a small town like the one I came from." (The Snuke)
"Tom, what is up with this Muhammad thing, it doesn't make sense!" (200)
"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted." (The Damned)

Family[edit]

Hillary is married to former President Bill Clinton, who has had numerous affairs with other women over the years, including Monica Lewinsky and Liane Cartman. They have a daughter named Chelsea.

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Bill Clinton

Close Friends[edit]

The Clintons all have close relationships with their Secret Service Agents, who are practically family -- such as Brian, who bravely sacrificed himself to de-activate the snuke.

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Secret Service Agents

Rivals[edit]

Although they later reconciled, Hillary Clinton's main opponent for the presidential nomination in 2008 was Barack Obama, who she once debated on stage. Veteran news anchor Tom Pusslicker worried about her ass on-air multiple times.

As a candidate on the campaign trail, however, she would debate against Herbert Garrison and Caitlyn Jenner, who mostly made fun of her appearance... until he realized he didn't want the job anyway.

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Barack Obama

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Herbert Garrison

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Caitlyn Jenner

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Tom Pusslicker

Featured Episodes[edit]

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (cameo)
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (s04e02; mentioned)
The Simpsons Already Did It (s06e07; news broadcast)
The Snuke (s11e04; official debut)
Britney's New Look (s12e02; cameo)
Eat, Pray, Queef (s13e04; photograph)
200 (s14e05)
201 (s14e06)
Sponsored Content (s19e08)
Truth and Advertising (s19e09; referenced)
Member Berries (s20e01; re-design)
The Damned (s20e03)
Douche and a Danish (s20e05)
Fort Collins (s20e06)

Bonus Factoids[edit]

In all but one of her appearances, Hillary Clinton's voice is provided by veteran South Park voice actress Mona Marshall, who also voices Sheila Broflovski, Linda Stotch, and Red.
- In "Sponsored Content", her voice was provided by the same actress who has voiced Nathan's Mom, Mrs. Nelson and Laura Tucker.
Due to their long careers in politics, Bill and Hillary Clinton are among the most parodied celebrities on South Park, with almost twenty combined references.
She makes an early blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" in a photo with her husband and his officials declaring war on Canada, shown during the war propaganda film.

Myths and Legends[edit]

In real life, Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald Trump on November 8, 2016. It remains to be seen

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 |RelativeName3=[[Condoleezza Rice]]
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+|Relation4=Successor (State)
 |RelativeName4=John Kerry
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+|Aliases=Hilldog, Turd Sandwich
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 ==About==
-The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York and U. S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton might just be the second most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Though there was once public outcry about the size of her ass and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has come to belove Mrs. Clinton, and her rally during the 2008 presidential election was largely successful until a snuke was placed in her snizz. She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of [[Eric Cartman]]... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence.
+The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York, U. S. Secretary of State and a presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton might just be the [[Mecha-Streisand|second]] most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Long a target of ridicule for her appearance, the size of her ass, and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has grown to be fond of Mrs. Clinton, and she held a successfully rally there during her 2008 presidential primary campaign... and became the target of a terrorist attack via a Snuke, a nuclear device placed delicately in her snizz.
+She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of [[Eric Cartman]]... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence that could harm their careers.
+She mounted a second presidential campaign and visibly aged as her opponent turned out to be South Park's own [[Herbert Garrison]], soon known as "Giant Douche", and his running mate, [[Caitlyn Jenner]]. Though initially excited to take her down, Garrison grew cold feet and threw support to boost his opponent, but Clinton continued to maintain that he was a liar and cannot be trusted.
 ==Quotes==
-*"No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats. Your men do a good job, Brian. I have faith that any thread will be taken care of accordingly." ([[The Snuke]])
+*"No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats. Your men do a good job, Brian. I have faith that any threat will be taken care of accordingly." ([[The Snuke]])
 *"It is so nice to be back in a small town like the one I came from." ([[The Snuke]])
-*"Tom, what is up with this Muhammad thing, it doesn't make sense." ([[200]])
+*"Tom, what is up with this Muhammad thing, it doesn't make sense!" ([[200]])
+*"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted." ([[The Damned]])
+==Family==
+Hillary is married to former President [[Bill Clinton]], who has had numerous affairs with other women over the years, including Monica Lewinsky and [[Liane Cartman]]. They have a daughter named Chelsea.
+{{Character list
+| Name = Bill Clinton
+| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/bill-clinton.png
+}}
+==Close Friends==
+The Clintons all have close relationships with their Secret Service Agents, who are practically family -- such as Brian, who bravely sacrificed himself to de-activate the snuke.
+{{Character list
+| Name = Secret Service Agents
+| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-federal-government-executive-agencies-secret-service-agents.png
+}}
+==Rivals==
+Although they later reconciled, Hillary Clinton's main opponent for the presidential nomination in 2008 was [[Barack Obama]], who she once debated on stage. Veteran news anchor [[Tom Pusslicker]] worried about her ass on-air multiple times.
+As a candidate on the campaign trail, however, she would debate against [[Herbert Garrison]] and [[Caitlyn Jenner]], who mostly made fun of her appearance... until he realized he didn't want the job anyway.
+{{Character list
+| Name = Barack Obama
+| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/barack-obama.png
+}}
+{{Character list
+| Name = Herbert Garrison
+| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/us-politics-herbert-garrison.png
+}}
+{{Character list
+| Name = Caitlyn Jenner
+| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/celebrities-caitlyn-jenner.png
+}}
+{{Character list
+| Name = Tom Pusslicker
+| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/tom-pusslicker.png
+}}
 ==Featured Episodes==
+*[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]] (cameo)
 *[[The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000]] (s04e02; mentioned)
 *[[The Simpsons Already Did It]] (s06e07; news broadcast)
-*[[Britney's New Look]] (s12e02)
+*[[The Snuke]] (s11e04; official debut)
-*[[The Snuke]] (s11e04)
 *[[Britney's New Look]] (s12e02; cameo)
 *[[Eat, Pray, Queef]] (s13e04; photograph)
 *[[200]] (s14e05)
 *[[201]] (s14e06)
+*[[Sponsored Content]] (s19e08)
+*[[Truth and Advertising]] (s19e09; referenced)
+*[[Member Berries]] (s20e01; re-design)
+*[[The Damned]] (s20e03)
+*[[Douche and a Danish]] (s20e05)
+*[[Fort Collins]] (s20e06)
+==Bonus Factoids==
+*In all but one of her appearances, Hillary Clinton's voice is provided by veteran South Park voice actress Mona Marshall, who also voices [[Sheila Broflovski]], [[Linda Stotch]], and [[Red]].
+**In "[[Sponsored Content]]", her voice was provided by the same actress who has voiced [[Nathan's Mom]], [[Mrs. Nelson]] and [[Laura Tucker]].
+*Due to their long careers in politics, Bill and Hillary Clinton are among the most parodied celebrities on South Park, with almost twenty combined references.
+*She makes an early blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in "[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]" in a photo with her husband and his officials declaring war on Canada, shown during the war propaganda film.
+==Myths and Legends==
+*In real life, Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election to [[Donald Trump]] on November 8, 2016. It remains to be seen