Editing Mitch Conner

{{Character_Infobox
|Title=Mitch Conner
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/mitch-conner.png
|Age=50's
|Gender=Male
|HairColor=Brown
|Aliases=[[Hennifer Lopez]]
|Religion=Roman Catholic
|Occupation=Con artist
|VoicedBy=Trey Parker
|FirstAppearance=[[Fat Butt and Pancake Head]]
|LastAppearance=[[201]]
}}
==About==
Mitchell "Mitch" Conner flew honorably alongside fellow puppet [[Mr. Hat]] in the Vietnam War before being injured. After [[Jimbo Kern]] and [[Ned Gerblansky]] defeated the Viet Cong, he woke up in the hospital and was honorably discharged from the military. Since then he's laid low and become a run of the mill con man until a [[Eric Cartman|young, supple eight-year-old boy from Colorado]] changed everything. After posing for weeks as [[Hennifer Lopez]] he faked his death and disappeared again... only to reappear later, re-assuming Lopez' identity to get in on a valuable class-action lawsuit with [[Tom Cruise]], and possibly on [[Muhammed]]'s valuable goo. When the lawsuit was over, Conner disappeared again.  

==Memorable Quotes==
*"Just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. But I'm tired of running." ([[Fat Butt and Pancake Head]])
*"I wonder... Will I dream?" ([[Fat Butt and Pancake Head]])
*"You just take me where I tell you, and when you learn the truth, you will learn to trust me. And nobody else..." ([[200]])
*"So how do I end up here, with a nine year old kid who just wants to know who his father is? Life is funny like that." ([[201]])
*"There's a bounty on my head and I can't afford to stay in one place for too long. So long... Denver Bronco." ([[201]])

==Featured Episodes==
*[[Fat Butt and Pancake Head]] (s07e05; debut and "death")
*[[200]] (s14e05)
*[[201]] (s14e06)
*[[T.M.I.]] (s15e04; mentioned)

==Bonus Factoids==
*During Conner and Cartman's discussion in Tom Cruise's room, Mitch Conner blinks, hinting at sentience (just like his old buddy [[Mr. Hat]]).
*Usually, Cartman's mouth is only slightly open when he speaks as Conner (or when Conner speaks through him, it's hard to tell). However, at one point in "[[200]]", Cartman's mouth is completely closed, and at another point in "[[201]]", Cartman's mouth moves fully (after [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] provokes him).