Editing Johnnie Cochran Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Johnnie Cochran |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/johnnie-cochran.png |Age=67 |Gender=Male |Grade= |HairColor=Black |Aliases= |Religion= |Occupation=Lawyer |VoicedBy=Trey Parker |FirstAppearance=[[Chef Aid]] |LastAppearance=[[201]] }} ==About== A famous attorney who's worked for big-time celebrities like [[O. J. Simpson]] and [[Michael Jackson]], and even [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy]] himself, Johnnie Cochran uses his famous Chewbacca Defense to confuse the jury and get his desired outcome on criminal cases. He has a change of heart at the Chef Aid concert and helps him get the rights to his song Stinky Britches back. He later joins [[Tom Cruise]] in suing the town of South Park for slander. ==Memorable Quotes== *"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: "What does this have to do with this case?" Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!" ([[Chef Aid]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Chef Aid]] (s02e14) *[[200]] (s14e05; cameo) *[[201]] (s14e06; cameo) ==Bonus Factoids== *Johnnie Cochran died in 2005, but silently appeared among the celebrities suing the town in "[[200]]" and "[[201]]" five years later. *Johnnie Cochran was also mentioned in Trey and Matt's hit 2011 Broadway Musical ''The Book of Mormon'' during the song "Spooky Mormon Hell". Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)