Editing David Letterman Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=David Letterman |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/david-letterman.png |Age=67 |Gender=Male |HairColor=Gray |Aliases=Dave |Religion=Presbyterian |Occupation=Comedian; TV Host |VoicedBy= |FirstAppearance=[[Fishsticks]] |LastAppearance=[[Funnybot]] }} ==About== A longtime comedian and television host for over thirty years, David Letterman's subversive, cynical style has gone from an exception to an industry standard. Working with his band leader Paul Shaffer, he helps popularize the 'fishsticks' joke on his show. He also has sex with employees, something that lands him in hot water at the Karne Institute for Sex Addiction, where he admits he refused to pay a bribe. He later joins [[Tom Cruise]] and two-hundred other angry celebrities in suing the town for slander, and returns again when [[Funnybot (character)|Funnybot]] steals every comedian's job. His arch-nemesis is fellow comedian and TV host [[Jay Leno]]. ==Memorable Quotes== *"If they ask you for money, you should pay them." ([[Sexual Healing]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Fishsticks]] (s13e05) *[[Sexual Healing]] (s14e01) *[[200]] (s14e05; cameo) *[[201]] (s14e06; cameo) *[[Funnybot]] (s15e02; cameo) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)