View source for Classi You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in the group: Users. You can view and copy the source of this page. {{Character_Infobox |Title= Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/prostitutes-classi.png |Age=20s-30s |Gender=Female |HairColor=Black/Brown |Occupation=Stripper; Escort |VoicedBy= |FirstAppearance=[[PC Principal Final Justice]] }} ==About== When it comes to classy ladies, there's nobody in South Park who can beat Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S. Sometimes employed as a stripper at the [[Peppermint Hippo]], other times performing high-class escort service in the Classi mobile for people powerful men, such as [[Nathan]], she's a woman with skills and a woman with dollar bills. Naturally, she doesn't come cheap, but she's not in it just for the money - she has zero tolerance for domestic abuse, or for ads trying to control her news. She's one self-proclaimed "classy bitch" you probably shouldn't mess with. ==Memorable Quotes== *"My name is Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S." *"I'mo break your dick off!" ([[PC Principal Final Justice]]) *"I ain't no Mimsy ass ho! I'm a classy bitch!" ([[PC Principal Final Justice]]) ==Close Friends== Classi developed a friendship with [[Jimmy Valmer]] while they were in Nathan's apartment, bonding over their mutual mistrust of advertisements controlling news. They worked together to bring down [[Leslie Meyers]]' plan to control the news. {{Character list | Name = Jimmy Valmer | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/jimmy-valmer.png }} {{Character list | Name = Randy Marsh | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/randy-marsh.png }} ==Ex-Boyfriend== Whether their relationship was anything more than a business transaction is unknown, but Nathan considered Classi his girlfriend until he made the fatal mistake of slapping her. {{Character list | Name = Nathan | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/other-4th-graders-nathan-casual-outfit.png }} ==Workplace== Although she's a classy escort, Classi also works at the Peppermint Hippo as a featured stripper. {{Location list | Name = Peppermint Hippo | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/peppermint-hippo.png }} ==Featured Episodes== *[[PC Principal Final Justice]] (s19e10; debut) ==Video Games== ===[[South Park: The Fractured But Whole]]=== When [[Captian Diabetes]] and his sidekick discover a stripper with a penis tattoo might have information about [[Scrambles]], they infiltrate the [[Peppermint Hippo]] and use a spiked drink to bring Classi out. Realizing Captain Diabetes is not the DJ, she panics. Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (view source) Template:Character list (view source) Template:Location list (view source) Return to Classi.