Editing Cartman's Anal Probe Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!The first episode of South Park, “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” premiered on August 13th, 1997. Cartman is rounded up and tethered to a tree, and an 80-foot satellite dish promptly emerges from his ass. Which summons a giant space shit to beam up Cartman. As the ship flies off he's heard screaming, "Heeeeeeelp! Sons a bitcheeees! Diiiiilllldooos!" Fun facts: Although most of the episode was made with actual construction paper and photography. The scene where the satellite comes out of Cartman's ass was done with computers in the same way the show is made today. This isn’t the last time Cartman gets an anal probe. A similar plot line is revisited in [[Cancelled|"Cancelled"]] when we find out the purpose of the probe is to broadcast the reality TV show “Earth” to an intergalactic audience. The anal probe makes yet another appearance in [[South_Park:_The_Stick_of_Truth|The Stick Of Truth]] when the new kid is equipped with a probe that allows him to teleport short distances. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)