Editing Eric Cartman (section)

===The Guys===
Cartman has an extended group of "friends" that he hangs out with at school. Outside of school though, he's usually trying to get them to go along with whatever crazy scheme he's come up with, or y'know, to just watch the newest Terrance & Phillip episode. No matter how nice to them he tries to be though, they generally hate him on a day-to-day basis.

Clyde and Cartman have a [[Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000|mutual understanding of body-shaming]] and are also close -- Clyde not only often goes along with Cartman's schemes, but defended him from the other kids more than once, became worried when Cartman fought Wendy, and nearly destroyed the entire town in retaliation when Cartman - er, the [[Grand Wizard King]] - banished him from space and time. Despite all this, Cartman still found him worthy of his "[[South Park: The Fractured But Whole|shit list]]."

Unlike most of the other boys, Cartman tends to hang out a lot with Scott Malkinson at school, primarily at lunch for [[Let Them Eat Goo|Sloppy Joe Day or Barbecue Rib Day]]. His relationship with Scott appears to thrive on a punching bag mechanic: he'll have someone to rip on, and Scott will have someone to hang out with. Despite this, Cartman rarely has any regard for Scott's feelings or wellbeing, often making fun of his diabetes. After all, diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malkinson.

After his death in [[Season Finale]], Cartman revealed that he knew Jason pretty well. He even helped Jason's family in their time of mourning. This goes to show how well they got on with each other, even though Jason was a shitty receiver.

{{Character list
| Name = Clyde Donovan
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{{Character list
| Name = Tolkien Black
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/token-black.png
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{{Character list
| Name = Craig Tucker
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/craig-tucker.png
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{{Character list
| Name = Tweek Tweak
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/tweek-tweak.png
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{{Character list
| Name = Timmy Burch
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/timmy-burch.png
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{{Character list
| Name = Scott Malkinson
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/scott-malkinson.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Jason White
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/jason.png
}}