Editing Eric Cartman (section)

===Romantic Rivalry===
Cartman has always had a rivalry with the intelligent and level-headed [[Wendy Testaburger]], his buddy [[Stan Marsh|Stan]]'s girlfriend and one of the smartest students at South Park Elementary. They argue in class on a frequent basis, and he has targeted her for humiliation on more than one occasion. They can also be very competitive, particularly over the [[Weight Gain 4000|"Save Our Fragile Planet" contest]] as well as the [[Dances With Smurfs|student body presidency]]. She has in turn become quite adept at dealing with him, whether it's a matter of fact-based debate, an ass-kicking to remember, or just out-smarting him on school access television. Even when he spends much of his time [[Informative Murder Porn|booing her]] and accusing her of being a liar, she's not afraid to agree with him on the odd event.

However, on the rare occasion when they found themselves on the same side in [[Chef Goes Nanners|the Great Flag Debate]], they swapped debate tactics, shared some quadruple-stuffed oreos, and developed a bit of an attraction... which lead to an uncomfortable, public kiss at the Debate. Their attraction to each other flamed out afterward, the "sexual tension" resolved, and Wendy later voted Cartman last in [[The List|the List of Cutest Boys]]. 

Usually, Cartman is never afraid to tease her for her liberal beliefs and she certainly isn't afraid to [[Breast Cancer Show Ever|throw down]] when he steps out of line.

He has simultaneously described her as having "[[Something You Can Do With Your Finger|huge frickin' hooters]]" and being "[[HappyHolograms|flat as a pancake]]". If anything, it shows he's a little bit preoccupied with her chest. 

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| Name = Wendy Testaburger
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