Editing Eric Cartman (section)

===Past Love Interests===
Cartman has had his fair share of crushes, admirers, and attractions... though there's still a lot of confusion over his exact sexual identity. (see 'Cartman's Sexuality' below)

When Cartman suffered from Tourette's Syndrome, and began making spontaneous confessions of dark secrets, he suddenly admitted in front of hundreds of people to having a crush on [[Patty Nelson]] and that he 'fantasized' about kissing her, a secret that mortified both individuals. Patty has not been seen since. Cartman also displayed an attraction, along with the other boys, to substitute teacher [[Ms. Ellen]] and his classmate [[Bebe Stevens]] after she began to develop.

Though Cartman repeatedly refused [[Cupid Cartman]]'s  affectionate advances, insisting that he wasn't homosexual, when the fate of [[Tweek Tweak|Tweek]] and [[Craig Tucker|Craig]]'s relationship was on the line, Cartman bit the bullet and agreed to go on at least one date with Cupid Cartman, which was soon followed by a massage and a sexual encounter... the exact nature of their relationship is unknown, but they don't seem to be serious just yet.

{{Character list
| Name = Ms. Ellen
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/ms-ellen.png
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{{Character list
| Name = Patty Nelson
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/patty-nelson.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Bebe Stevens
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/bebe-stevens.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Cupid Cartman
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/identities-cupid-cartman.png
}}