Editing Smug Alert (section)

==Characters==

{{Character list
| Name = Stan Marsh
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Kyle Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Eric Cartman
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Kenny McCormick
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Butters Stotch
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Clyde Donovan
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/clyde-donovan.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Craig Tucker
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/craig-tucker.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Tolkien Black
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/token-black.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Gerald Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/gerald-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Sheila Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sheila-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Ike Broflovski
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/ike-broflovski.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Randy Marsh
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/randy-marsh.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Sharon Marsh
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sharon-marsh.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Linda Stotch
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/linda-stotch.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Stephen Stotch
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/stephen-stotch.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Jimbo Kern
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/jimbo-kern.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Darryl Weathers
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/darryl-weathers.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Richard Tweak
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mr-tweak.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Janet Garrison
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/janet-garrison.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Laura Tucker
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/laura-tucker.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Mr. Mackey
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mackey.png
}}
<char name="Mindy McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/4th-graders-mindy-mcdonahue-beaumont-mchallan.png"/>
<char name="Brian Thompson-Jarvis" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/4th-graders-brian-thompson-jarvis.png"/>
<char name="Alan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/miscl-alan.png"/>
<char name="Gail and Brian)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/miscl-adults-gail-n-brian.png"/>

===Character Debuts===
Ranger McFriendly, the guy who watches over South Park's delicate ecocystem -- and who informs Stan, in no uncertain terms, that his gay little song about hybrids may doom them all.  There's also Keenen Williams, the meteorologist for South Park's News Station.  He teams with McFriendly to fight the perfect storm of smugness.

Finally, there's a whole slew of really smuggy, fart-loving San Franciscans with long, hyphenated last names.  Fortunately, they're wiped off the map before this whole thing is through.
{{Character list
| Name = Ranger McFriendly
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/ranger-mcfriendly.png
}}
{{Character list
| Name = Keenen Williams
| Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-keenan-williams.png
}}

===Body Count===
The entire population of San Francisco is wiped out by the smug catastrophe, except for Kyle and his family.  South Park and Denver also take a hit, but manage to survive the ordeal.