Editing Harrison Yates (section)

==Memorable Quotes==
*"FREEZE! I'm a cop!"
*"Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!"
* "We've got another rich black guy. I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books!" ([[The Jeffersons]])
*"Twenty-five years I've been on the force. I've seen every kind of sick, depraved act known to humanity and still, when I see a black man walk by who has more money than me, I... want to vomit my gizzards right in the gutter." ([[The Jeffersons]])
*"What are we becoming? We're supposed to... protect the people. Where have we lost our way?" ([[The Jeffersons]])
*"The last thirteen hours we've been working on a case, trying to get a real scumbag off the streets. And when he walked up to the door... I could have sworn he was white." ([[The Jeffersons]])
* "Nice..."  ([[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]])
* "You're right, we're sorry, this IS serious.  We need to track this student down and - give him his luckiest boy in America Medal right away!" ([[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]])
* "You really gave my little hole quite a... STRETCH!" ([[Butters' Bottom Bitch]])
* "Hold on, that's my daddy."  ([[Butters' Bottom Bitch]])
*"We believe this is where the black people are! They're holograms, so we can't choke them or shoot them, so stand by till we figure out what the hell to do!" ([[HappyHolograms|#HappyHolograms]])
*"I had a bad experience at Red Lobster and if the people don't know about it, they could too. Folks deserve to know where they can eat, Mitch." ([[You're Not Yelping]])