Editing Wing (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "I will give 10% of my money to Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman because they are awesome and can find me lots of work as an artist." [[Tolkien]]'s Super Awesome Talent Agency Contract * "We're too smart to be talented." [[Stan]] * "This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off. I'm going to be a homeless drug addict from now on!" [[Cartman]] * "Just between us girls, nothing gets my vag wetter than a black man singing." [[Ms. Garrison]] * "Of course he sings, he's black." [[Cartman]] * "From now on, we are an entertainment team, Tolkien. You just do all the singing, all the performing, and all the entertaining .And leave the rest to us." [[Cartman]] * "Hello? Oh yes, hi Colonel Sanders." [[Cartman]] * "You wouldn't kill her, 'cuz then she can't pay you money! We know because we're in the same business you are!" [[Stan]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)