Editing The Jeffersons (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "A guy moves into South Park with a ferris wheel in his backyard, and Kyle has to see a problem with it!" [[Cartman]] * "Jesus Christ monkey balls!" [[Sergeant Yates]] * "Let's go people! We've got another rich black guy. I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books!" [[Sergeant Yates]] * "I hope they're not Austrian. That's the last thing this town needs." [[Cartman]] * "Would you like to ride on the train with me, and start a magical journey?" [[Mr. Jefferson]] * "Have you been up my wishin' tree? It's where I come to think and dream. And now I'd like to show you my wishin' tree " [[Mr. Jefferson']]s song * "Yeah way, Craig! And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson then you can just not come!" [[Cartman]] * "No They're ignorant That's ignorant " [[Mr. Jefferson]] * "Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome." [[Cartman]] * "Why is it that us policemen around the country have such a passion for framing wealthy African Americans with crimes they didn't commit?" [[Sergeant Yates]] * "Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls." [[Cartman]] * "STAND DOWN! I REPEAT! STAND DOWN!! SUSPECT IS NOT BLACK!!!" [[Sergeant Yates]] * "What the hell is going on you guys?!" [[Kenny]] * "STOP YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!!!" [[Stan]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)