Editing Erection Day (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Jimmy, as you get older your body goes through a lot of changes. Certain hormones start to release as your whole reproductive system begins to awaken. And so if you like, we can take off our shirts and kiss." [[Dr. Pal]] * "I've been laid like 5,000 times." [[Cartman]] * "I need to put my penis in a woman's vagina. Any takers?" [[Jimmy]] * "Follow that pimp and ho!" [[Jimmy]] * "Now we will tally up the judges' scores and find out which act they hated the least." [[Ms. Garrison]] * "Hey, who's droppin' bombs in there?! How about a courtesy flush?" [[Butters]] * "Alright, Jimmy, when she finally shuts her trap again, I want you to repeat whatever she said and then follow it with 'Wow, how insightful.'" [[Cartman]] * "Colfax Point. Pimps and hos and tricks in rows. Women walk the streets with corns on their feets. Broken dreams, and no ice creams " [[Narrator]] * "I have a raging hard-on that just won't quit, and the talent show has already started!" [[Jimmy]] * "Sir! I paid for that lady and by taking her, you are no better than a common thief!" [[Jimmy]] * "Nut Gobbler! Grab onto my crutch!" [[Jimmy]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)