Editing Cartman Joins the NAMBLA (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Why the hell does the FBI keep arresting all my friends?" [[Cartman]] * "That hits the spot. Makes me forget all about my shattered balls." [[Stuart McCormick]] * "Dude! I think these guys mean to have sexual encounters with us!" [[Stan]] * "God dammit, poor people suck!" [[Cartman]] * "Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off." [[Cartman]] * "I got into NAAA-MBLA! And you guys did-n't!" [[Cartman]] * "You mean you expect me to go out there and let all those horny old men have their way with my fragile person?!" [[Butters]] * "Alright, alright, I'm sorry I almost got you guys all raped. There." [[Cartman]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)