Editing A Ladder to Heaven (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== *"I'm checking for robot guards." [[Cartman]] * "Poor people don't have anything better to do than piss other people off! Don't you watch Springer?" [[Cartman]] *"Now that Americans believe in heaven, should we bomb it?" [[TV Reporter]] * "Are you high or just incredibly stupid?" [[UN Ambassador]] *"I assure you ,I am not high." [[George W Bush]] * "You bet your fat clown ass it is!" [[Cartman]] * "Hold on, I'm checking for robot guards." [[Cartman]] * "A ladder to heaven? That's fucking stupid." [[Mr. Garrison]] * "Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman, you'll fall off and break it!" [[Stan]] * "Aw, don't tell me we haven't even reached the cloud city yet!" [[Cartman]] * "Maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O." [[Cartman]] * "Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina?" [[Cartman]] * "You drank Kenny!" [[Stan]] * "If Saddam is building weapons, we have to stop him. With our weapons." [[Randy Marsh]] * "I've never heard the words 'only' and 'candy' in the same sentence before." [[Cartman]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)