Editing Officer Barbrady (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== *"Okay move along, move along people, there's nothing to see here!" *"Cows turn themselves inside out all the time." ([[Cartman Gets An Anal Probe]]) *"Well, being an officer of the peace means a lot of things. It's a hard job, but then I'm a hard man." ([[Chickenlover]]) *"Whoever TP'ed your house is still out there roaming the streets. It's only a matter of time before another house and another family is victimized! I have to stop that from happening." ([[Toliet Paper]]) *"Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure. They're not like the ladies down at Colfax Point." ([[Erection Day]]) *"Mr. Marsh, you have to move it isn't safe here." ([[Pandemic]]) *"Okay, people, try to disperse in an orderly fashion, gee whiz." ([[200]]) *"I know it was wrong to masturbate... and it was especially wrong to masturbate while on duty." ([[Let Go, Let Gov]]) *"Remember to support any suspicious activity to the police - that's what I do!" ([[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]) *"This is all I know. I used to be the only policeman in this town, remember? Bob, I used to chase away the sixth graders for you!" ([[Naughty Ninjas]]) *"I'm no good as a policeman. I'm a... bumbling old fool." ([[Naughty Ninjas]]) *"I understand you feeling angry at this town. I'm getting pretty angry too. But we can't give up on it. Please boys, don't make it end violently." ([[Naughty Ninjas]]) *"No! I'm not shooting any more people! Not for you, not for anybody!" ([[Truth and Advertising]]) ===Life Lessons=== *"Yes, at first, I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical. But then I read this: Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of sh-shit, I'm never reading again!" Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)