Editing Hooked on Monkey Fonics (section)

===Description===
[[Cartman]]'s mom buys him a study aid called Hooked on Monkey Fonics. It comes with an actual monkey, which taps out a beat on a tiny set of drums and makes learning to spell easier. Cartman figures the monkey makes him a shoo-in to win The 15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee finals. But on the big day, instead of playing its drums, the monkey begins masturbating furiously. Cartman, flustered, misspells "chair" as "chare".

The spelling bee winner is shared by two home-schooled siblings, [[Mark Cotswolds]] and [[Rebecca Cotswolds]]. Mark becomes fascinated with the bizarre interactions of the public school kids, while [[Kyle]] becomes infatuated with Rebecca. Cartman finds the idea of home-school appealing and decides to become home-schooled himself. He spends the whole time sleeping in, eating snacks and watching TV. When [[Stan]] and [[Kenny]] come to visit to tell him about the coming South Park Elementary Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance, the Fonics Monkey kills Kenny.

Mark enrolls at South Park Elementary where he is relentlessly duct taped to benches by his classmates. Worried about his son, Mr. Cotswolds attempts to compromise with the kids' fathers at the South Park bar, only to be duct taped himself by the men.  Meanwhile Kyle pursues Rebecca, asking her to attend the Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance. The two share a kiss and Rebecca, exhilarated by the intimacy, agrees to go with Kyle.

Unfortunately Rebecca's first kiss has some undesired effects. She shows up at the dance dressed like a hooker and kisses every boy she sees. Enraged, Mark beats Kyle to a pulp; the other kids are impressed that Mark can stand up for himself and suddenly respect him a lot more. Mr. and Mrs. Cotswolds enter the dance and, horrified at what their children have become, angrily demands Mark and Rebecca to leave. Mark refuses and insists that sheltering them from public schools has turned his sister into a whore and him almost into a social cripple. Finally understanding, Mr. Cotswolds allows them to stay in public school. He promptly get carried outside by the kids' fathers to be duct taped to a pole.