Editing Go God Go (section)

===Description===
Cartman is literally dying to get his hands on the new Nintendo Wii game console.  But with three weeks to go until its release, he simply can't hold out any longer.  He tries sleeping, pacing, and watching TV, but nothing makes the days pass any quicker.  In order to bypass the wait, Cartman comes up with a genius plan: freeze himself until the Wii is released.  

After the boys all refuse to help with Cartman's suspended animation scheme, he turns to Butters, who is happy to oblidge.  The two then trudge out to an isolated spot in the mountains and proceed to bury Cartman, without a coat, in the vast sea of snow.  As he is instructed, Butters will then retrieve him on the day of the Wii's release.

Meanwhile, Garrison violently opposes teaching evolution in his class. His resistance prompts the school to hire biologist and evolution expert Richard Dawkins to handle the subject in his place. At first Garrison despises Dawkins, but this changes when the two go out to dinner together. Over the meal, Dawkins converts Garrison to atheism and the two retire to Garrison's home for hardcore sex. They become a couple, and Garrison turns into a rabid advocate of atheism. The two decide that together they must cleanse the world of all religious beliefs, putting an end to human conflict forever.

Back in the mountains, Cartman's plan goes awry. A freak avalanche buries his body under tons of snow and sweeps away the landmarks Butters relied on to find him. He stays frozen until the year 2546, when representatives of the Unified Atheist League find and thaw him out.

It seems that in the future, the entire world is ruled by atheism and science.  Yet conflicts still exist. The atheists have splintered into three constantly warring factions: the Unified Atheist League, the United Atheist Alliance, and Allied Atheist Alliance, composed of sentient sea otters.

During a deadly gun fight, Cartman (aka the "Time Child") is kidnapped by UAA soldiers and taken away -- but not before the AAA's leader vows to smash Cartman's skull "like a clam on my tummy."  But to Cartman, all these problems pale in comparison to the biggest tragedy: in the future, there is no Wii.  

Now a prisoner of war, it seems the Time Child's journey is just beginning