Editing Erection Day (section)

===Description===
Jimmy starts getting sexually aroused at unpredictable and inconvenient moments. South Park Elementary's talent show is coming up and his stand-up routine is a yearly prizewinner. Terrified of getting a hard-on in front of the entire school, he confides in Butters. Butters gives Jimmy a childish, misconstrued lesson on sexual intercourse, suggesting the only way to get rid of an erection is to stick it inside a woman's vagina.

Armed with this knowledge, Jimmy explicitly propositions a little girl named Bertha in the school hallway. She immediately rejects him. Cartman, overhearing, offers a more time-honored strategy -- take a girl to a nice Italian restaurant and pretend to be a good listener.  

Jimmy manages to get dinner at Buca de Faggoncini with a girl named Shauna while "secretly" communicating with Cartman through two-way radio headsets. Following Cartman's guidance, the date goes well until Jimmy gets ahead of himself and asks for sex.  Outraged, Shauna tosses a glass of water on him, shorting out his headset and electrocuting him.

The night of the talent show Jimmy sits on the curb outside, miserable and afraid to compete. Officer Barbrady happens to pass by, listens to his troubles, and informs Jimmy that little girls don't want to have sex. However, the streetwalkers who work at Colfax Point are more than willing to. 

At Colfax Point, Jimmy finds a plump prostitute named Nut Gobbler. Ignorant of how hooker/client relationships work, he takes her out to Buca de Faggoncini yet again for dinner. But before he can seal the deal, they're surprised by Nut Gobbler's pimp, Q-Money, who thinks Jimmy is trying to steal his ho.

The pimp takes off with Nut Gobbler in his car. Jimmy pursues her in a taxi. After a long chase, the pimp drags Nut Gobbler to a rooftop, where Jimmy battles him using the only weapon at his disposal -- the weapon of comedy. He distracts the pimp with jokes while Nut Gobbler sneaks up and clocks him with a pipe. The hooker and the fourth-grader then retire to a cheap hotel for sex.

Meanwhile back at school, the long and dreary talent show is finally coming to an end. But just as Ms. Garrison is about to call it an evening, Jimmy shows up and asks for the microphone.  Spent and confident, he begins his stand-up routine and then suddenly gets another erection.