Editing Cartoon Wars Part II (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Description=== The episode opens with an announcement that Part Two of "Cartoon Wars" has been replaced by a Terrance and Phillip special called The Mystery at the Lazy "J" Ranch. The T&P special contains an image of Mohammed riding a horse, which the Canadian Broadcasting Company censors. Pissed, Terrance and Phillip march into the CBC Network Head's office and demand their episode be aired without censorship. They go on to argue that Family Guy is about do the very same thing, uncensored, in the United States. But the Network Head is unswayed, saying there's probably someone on the way to Fox right now to stop it. The action then jumps to Cartman, who's just arrived at Fox Studios. There, he runs into none other than Bart Simpson, who says he hates Family Guy too. After a brief conversation, they agree that Cartman is by far the more evil and manipulative of the two, and is thus best-qualified to sway the network brass. When he's finally allowed to see the Fox executives, Cartman pretends to be a crippled Danish child whose father was killed by terrorist violence. His plea to stop the Family Guy episode proves so compelling that he's allowed to speak to the show's "writers." Meanwhile, Kyle -- who was left tricycle-less and stranded at the end of the last episode -- hitches a ride into Hollywood. But the moment he steps foot on the Fox lot, he's intercepted, knocked out, and locked in a supply shed by Bart. Cartman is taken to see Family Guy's writers, which turn out to be a group of manatees in a large tank. The placid aquatic mammals "write" the show by selecting from a vast supply of "idea balls," each with a noun, verb, or pop-culture reference on it. A set of five is used to create each one of the show's set-piece gags. The animals ignore Cartman's touching story, mostly because they're the only mammals in the world that are immune to terrorist threats. Stranger still, it's revealed that if even one idea ball is removed from the tank, they will refuse to work. Cartman turns this information to his advantage by secretly pilfering an idea ball, causing the manatees to stop working. The President of Fox doesn't know what to do to appease the writers. Cartman tells the President of Fox that the manatees are screwing with him and that he needs to take a stand. Convinced, the President pulls the Family Guy episode shortly before air time. But all is not lost. Kyle convinces Bart to release him, finds Cartman, and then battles him in a lengthy slap fight that eventually lands them in the President of Fox's office. Cartman pulls a gun and demands the episode not run, while Kyle makes an impassioned plea against censorship. Just before airtime, the President decides to stand up to the threat of terrorist violence (and the much-more-immediate threat of getting capped by Cartman) and run the show. The episode, which features Mohammed in a lame, throwaway gag, airs as planned. The terrorists immediately launch their "devastating" response -- a crude cartoon of their own, featuring George W. Bush, Carson Kressley (from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy), and Jesus pooping on each other. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)