Editing World War Zimmerman (section)

==Story==

===Description===
[[Eric Cartman]] draws attention by acting unusually nice to [[Tolkien Black]], and having nightmares while asleep in class. When his counselor, [[Mr. Mackey]], questions him, Cartman says he thinks Tolkien is a "ticking time bomb". It is revealed that his nightmares feature himself as Gerry Lane, the protagonist in the feature film World War Z, with the role of the zombies in that film being played by African Americans, including Tolkien, who are rioting after the verdict of the Zimmerman trial. With Mackey's encouragement, Cartman reads a poem to Tolkien, and later performs a musical adaptation of it at a student assembly, disavowing any involvement with the Zimmerman case. When Tolkien takes offense at the notion that he should feel bad because of Cartman's feelings, Cartman, feeling the "outbreak has started", goes to his house for his survival kit, picks up a random woman, and commandeers a passenger plane at an airport, warning the passengers they can only stop the end of the world by finding a place where the "contagion" cannot reach them.

On the airplane, Cartman discovers a black passenger in the bathroom, and barricades him in. When the passenger tries to break out, the other passengers begin to panic, causing the plane to crash in the Rocky Mountains. Cartman and the woman survive and go to Jimbo's gun store to purchase a rifle to kill Tolkien, but [[Jimbo]] informs him he can't shoot anybody unless he's threatened in his own home. After considering this, Cartman and the woman head for Florida to shoot [[George Zimmerman]], as a way to stop the outbreak. She is run over and killed. Cartman goes to Zimmermans' house wearing black paint on his face. Zimmerman shoots Cartman, to the praise of the officials for apparently saving them, before one of the agents discovers that Cartman is white. Zimmerman is tried, found guilty, and executed via electrocution for attempted murder.

Cartman survives the shooting, and back in South Park, he apologizes to Tolkien, who is upset. Cartman then tricks Tolkien into moving close enough to shoot him in accordance with the stand-your-ground law. At school, Cartman is sent to Mackey's office along with a bandaged Tolkien. When Mackey demands that the two apologize to each other in order to resolve their "feud", Tolkien angrily denounces the stand-your-ground law for not also applying to white people. Once more, Cartman panics, flees, and causes yet another plane to crash.

===Memorable Quotes===
* "I can't think here... I need a magazine and a Toilet" [[Cartman]]
* "Fist bump, bro." [[Eric Cartman]]
* "Did you know if it wasn't for African Americans we wouldn't have rock &amp; roll? So cool that we have a black president."  [[Eric Cartman]]
* "MY BRAINS!  STOP EATING MY BRAINS! BRAD PITT! AHGHGHG!!!!" [[Eric Cartman]]
*  "I was not bullet!  I was not the gun!  I was not the jury, so don't blame me, son."  [[Eric Cartman]]
* "Oh wait, is this a Tesla?  SHIT!  Well step on the prissy pedal, we're gonna die!!!" [[Eric Cartman]]
* "BLACK GUY IN THE BACK!" [[Eric Cartman]]
* "Nobody can see us wearing black." [[Eric Cartman]]
* "I'll have to live with this the rest of my life, even though I'll be walking around a free man." [[George Zimmerman]]
* "Brad Pitt… but cooler" (Reporter)
* "Fist Bump?" [[Eric Cartman]]
* "You made everyone think I'm a fucking patient zero!" [[Tolkien]]
* "Bump that shit bro, be the bigger person." [[Eric Cartman]]
* "Yeah Tolkien, that's the law. Everything inside the red line is lava." [[Eric Cartman]]
* "Black or White it's alright!  Black or white let's not fight!  White People say HO!!!!" [[Eric Cartman]]
* "Not a chance.  By now most of the urban cities will be compromised…" [[Eric Cartman]]