Editing Winona Ryder (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== A brave and patriotic American actress, Winona Ryder performs at the USO show near the American-Canadian border alongside [[Big Gay Al]] in order to rally the troops for the incoming war. She performs her famous "ping-pong ball trick", in which she gets down on the stage floor, spreads her legs and... paddles ping-pong balls with a ping-pong paddle. She serves as a distraction before [[Terrance]] and [[Phillip]]'s execution, enabling [[La Resistance]] to prevent it. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)