Editing True Freaks Union (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== You may think 'freaks' are just sideshow attractions at circuses and carnivals and occasionally a feel-good movie of the year, but they're real people, just like you. People who go on television and make tons of money off their hideous deformities, then unionize and film new commercials demanding work. Whether it's Incredibly Black Obese Man, Two-Headed Biracial Man, Man With Terrible Skin Condition, Rocky Dennis Look-alike, Man With No Limbs, Disfigured Country Singer, [[Kevin Mephesto|the mysterious Gopher Boy]], [[Mary Gollum|the Conjoined Fetus Lady]] or just that [[Butters Stotch|that lovable kid with balls on his chin]], they're real people. And they don't want you to turn on [[Geraldo Rivera]] or [[Maury Povich]] without looking for the TRUE FREAK LABEL. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)