Editing Timmy 2000 (section)

==Story==

===Description===
A handicapped child named Timmy joins Mr. Garrison's class, where he's quickly diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), given Ritalin and excused from all homework. The other kids promptly complain that they have ADD, and get exactly the same deal.

Meanwhile, a local garage band called Lords of the Underworld (first seen in "Cat Orgy") struggles to prepare for a battle of the bands contest. The winner will open for Phil Collins at a music festival called Lalapalozoda . Timmy joins the group as the front man. They win the contest and become an overnight sensation -- to the horror of Collins, who is soon replaced by Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld as the headliner at Lalapazoola Collins manages to break up the band by telling its former leader, Skyler, that the others are holding him back. The South Park kids are on so much Ritalin that they actually think Phil Collins is cool and attend his show. 

However Chef convinces the town's pharmacists to provide a Ritalin antidote, which he distributes at Lapislazuli. The boys wake up from their drug-induced stupor and boo Collins off the stage. Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld reunite and perform, to the joy of the drug-free (or, at least, Ritalin-free) crowd.

===What I Learned Today===
"Yeah sure we laugh at Timmy, but what's wrong with laughter? Just because we laugh at something doesn't mean we don't care about it. Timmy made us smile. And playing made Timmy smile. So where was the harm in that? The people that are wrong are the ones who think that people like Timmy should be protected and kept out of the public's eye. The cool thing about Timmy being in a band was that he was in your face and you had to deal with him, whether you laughed or cried or felt nothing. That's why Timmy rules!"

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Timmy!" [[Timmy Burch]]
* "Timmy! Livin' a lie!" [[Timmy Burch]]
* "I can't handle you little bastards being so mellow!" [[Herbert Garrison]]
* "Timmy gets all the applause! Timmy gets all the chicks!" [[Skyler Morse]]
* "Thanks to you, we have children in our town that like Phil Collins!" [[Chef]]
* "Get off me, Christina Aguilera!" [[Cartman]]
* "Wait a minute! Phil Collins sucks ass!" [[Stan]]
* "Hey wait I think maybe I have Attention Defunction Disorder!"  [[Kyle]]
* "Kyle gets so hyper sometimes he runs around and screams like a little eight year old."  [[Sheila Broflovski]]
* "No dude, you gotta try it.  It makes you feel goooood."  [[Cartman]] 
* "That does it!! The Ritalin has affected your little cracker brains too deeply!!"  [[Chef]]