Editing Sharon Marsh (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Sharon is Stan and Shelly's mom. According to the sixth graders, she has "the sweetest boobs ever." She's also a big fan of queefs and women's rights...but not such a big fan of Randy's record-breaking craps. Sharon frequently provides the voice of reason in the family, although did once have to cover up multiple murders (in "[[Spookyfish]]"). Randy and Sharon's marriage experienced several speed-bumps throughout the series. She got divorced Randy and got together with a bearded dude named Roy in "[[Clubhouses]]", although Randy and Sharon re-consummated their marriage at the end of the episode. Sharon also expressed frustration (and turned to Shake Weight) in Season 14's "[[Creme Fraiche]]". Most recently, Randy and Sharon also separated in the two-parter "[[You're Getting Old]]", but managed to patch things up again in "[[Ass Burgers]]". Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)