Editing Saddam Hussein (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== The dictator of [[Iraq]], Saddam Hussein has but three desires - the first is to take over [[Canada]], the second is to conquer the world, and the third is to have kinky sex with [[Satan]]. While he nearly succeeds in taking over Canada twice, he was thwarted both times by the boys. He was killed by a pack of wild boars trained by the U. S. Government - initially, forging a relationship with the ruler of [[Hell]], [[Satan]], but after screwing up their comeback take-over on Earth, he was killed once again. He returned to [[Hell]] but his relationship with Satan came to an oily end after Satan had a talk with [[God]] and decided to stay single. He was then exiled to Heaven, where he built weapons of mass destruction disguised as a chocolate chip factory. He inexplicably was resurrected as a member of the Legion of Doom mere weeks later and put into motion another plan to take over Canada, posing as the new Prime Minister and issuing strange laws that alienated the populace. He was discovered in a spider-hole posing as the new Prime Minister and promptly captured by the Canadian mounted police, and paraded around on Christmas. He was later executed and hanged, and footage was captured on a mobile phone - by [[Eric Cartman]]. He has not been seen or heard from since. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)