Editing R Kelly (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== R. Kelly is a recording artist, musician and child rapist who can't seem to stop singing about every situation that happens in his life. When things go south, he pulls out his pistol and threatens to cap a bitch unless things go his way. He stopped by the town of South Park when [[Tom Cruise]] locked himself in [[Stan Marsh|Stan's]] closet, getting aggressive when [[John Travolta]] joins them. The police finally ask Kelly to try to talk to them, but he only ends up joining them. They've left since though, and Kelly later appeared at the MTV Music Awards. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)