Editing Princess Kenny (section)

==About==
The daughter of an orc and elf who saw her entire orc community slain by the humans and elves, Princess Kenny swore revenge on those who had destroyed her kind. Denied her birthright as princess and heir to the Stick of Truth, she joined the humans under the guise of '''Lady McCormick''', becoming [[Eric Cartman]]'s right-hand woman until she betrayed him and the Xbox One players for the PlayStation 4 side, who embraced her true rank (read: Cartman wouldn't let [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] be the princess because he's a dude). The [[Sony President|President of Sony]] eventually granted her back her rightful title as Princess, and her help was required to forge an alliance to get into the mall - but ultimately, Xbox One emerged victorious. 

It was only later the fair maiden became involved with the Humans again in the battle for the Stick of Truth, using her royal breasts, [[Kenny's Rats|army of rats]] and even [[Kenny's Unicorn|a Unicorn]] as powerful weapons. In the end, when [[Big Bad Government Guy]] claimed the Stick as his own, Kenny revealed her true nature and joined forces with the Humans' new adversary, transforming herself into a Nazi Zombie to unleash her true power.

TL;DR: Kenny wanted to be a a princess for the boys' Black Friday LARP. Cartman knew that a little boy in a parka with a wig and dress make a maiden, but not a princess... but give Kenny a Sony Princess Box and she becomes so cute that it's weaponizable.