Editing Paul Watson (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== A radical animal rights' activist and leader of the Sea Shepard Conservation Society, Watson was the illegally self-proclaimed Admiral of their fleet and Captain of the MV Steve Irwin. In his show ''Whale Wars'', he claimed to be a badass pirate fighting a war against animal cruelty when all he really did was throw stinky butter at Japanese people. He was universally panned for being "an unorganized incompetent media whore who thought lying to everyone was okay as long as it served his cause" according to [[Larry King]], and according to television expert [[Sid McDonahue]], "a smug, narcoleptic liar with no credibility". He was killed by a Japanese whaling fleet, giving rise to [[Stan Marsh]]'s leadership of the Sea Shepard Society, but later granted clemency by [[Satan]] for [[Tom Cruise]]'s class-action lawsuit. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)