Editing Mr. Hankey (section)

==About==
A magical being that appears once a year on Christmas to those who have eaten lots of fiber to spread tidings of joy, Mr. Hankey is the living embodiment of the very Spirit of Christmas itself. With the help of his lovely wife [[Autumn Hankey|Autumn]] and his three children - [[Amber Hankey|Amber]], [[Simon Hankey|Simon]] and [[Cornwallis Hankey|Cornwallis]], Mr. Hankey cheerfully spread the joy and commercialism of the holiday season to all he could - and throws himself at people who disrespect his loyal believers like [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] and [[Chef]]. He also sang holiday songs to cheer people up (or making them quit their bitchin') and sometimes stuck himself in people's mouth or coffee mugs just for fun.

Mr. Hankey spent most of the year living in his cozy little house in the town's sewers, and could only ever spend extended time on the surface with the help of Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls. He could also travel via the Poo-Choo Express, as well as the magical Helicraptor, and the Seven-Turdy Seven. He was also a grand master wizard of poo magic when push came to shove with powerful enemies such as [[Robert Redford]] - more than capable of running them out of town. As a big fan of commercialism, his name once appeared on all sorts of products, but be careful - there's a lot of fake Mr. Hankeys out there, but only one real one! REAL, serious Mr. Hankey fans could even make their own with the exclusive Mr. Hankey Construction Set.

Mr. Hankey's sleeping problems lead to a prescription to Ambien, which became a problem when he was contracted by the City Council to work on the annual Christmas Pageant, as the Ambien caused him to feel groggy and make offensive, mean-spirited tweets that eventually caused him to lose his position, his friendships, and his place in the town as a whole.