Editing Mecha-Streisand (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Her mother a jackal and her father an insurance agent, Barbra Streisand has coveted the fabled Triangles of Zinthar since she was a mere six years old, determined to use them to assemble the Diamond of Pantheos and become the mighty mechanical kaiju known as Mecha-Streisand. Her enormous nose and horrific singing soon attracted the attention of film critic [[Leonard Maltin]], who saw to it the Triangles were divided at opposite ends of the world. Mecha-Streisand herself, the dangerous monster, resembles a giant mechanical dinosaur, usually keeping the Diamond of Pantheos sealed within her famous nose. Her second form is equipped with a chainsaw hand, a fire beam from her mouth, and toxic stink spray, in addition to using her enormous size as a weapon. Her greatest weaknesses have been shown as her nose, and singing duets with singer [[Neil Diamond]]. When an archaeological dig resulted in [[Eric Cartman]] and [[Kyle Broflovski]] discovering the final triangle, she visited the town to retrieve it, eventually taking them hostage. After a devastating rampage across town, she was finally defeated with the help of the boys, [[Chef]], Maltin, [[Sidney Poitier]] and [[Robert Smith]], and she was blown apart, and the triangles again separated. Her hatred for the town of South Park only grew. The incident, and the woman herself, have remained infamous. Her remains were eventually collected and rebuilt by [[Tom Cruise]] and [[Rob Reiner]], who sought to attract her involvement in their class-action lawsuit against the town. After relocating the Diamond of Pantheos, [[Mel Gibson]] used it to reactivate her and release her upon the town. Her appetite for destruction had only grown, and she destroyed [[Casa Bonita]] and even killed a brave [[Pip Pirrup]] as he boldly stood up to the four-hundred foot robot. It was only when the [[Super Best Friends]] arrived that she was defeated for now. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but rumor is she recently chose [[Gerald Broflovski]] to be her lawyer. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)