Editing Kyle Schwartz (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Kyle Schwartz, aka Kyle's Cousin Kyle. He leaves his home in Connecticut to come live with Kyle and his family when his mom gets sick. But the boys can't stand him. He has asthma, terrible allergies, and complains nonstop. According to the boys, "is the very worst kid athlete in the whole world." He also is Cartman's "Naughty or Nice" Christmas accountant and invested heavily in Garrison's "IT". Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)