Editing Kim Kardashian (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. While the Kardashians maintain their race as human, it is well-known that they smoke from hobbit pipes, use swords that turn blue around goblins, and in Kim's case, live in an underground dwelling with [[Kanye West]]. Using the magical powers of Photoshop, she poses a sexy human woman and denies her rightful heritage - and gets to appear in the TV series ''Keeping Up With The Kardashians''. She and her sisters' lives were nearly brought to a tragic end when a reader of the controversial novel ''The Poop That Took a Pee'' attempted to gun them down, but they were resurrected under mysterious circumstances. Her life was later loosely adapted into ''The Hobbit'' film series, directed by Peter Jackson. [[Butters Stotch]] is known to have a huge crush on her, admiring her figure, how she 'takes care of herself' and her butt's resemblance to a 'mountain of pudding'. He refers to her as his girlfriend in discussion with [[Mr. Mackey]]. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)