Editing How To Eat With Your Butt (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== Kenny poses for a class photo with his butt sticking out of his parka instead of his face. Cartman takes the joke a step further by convincing a local milk company that the picture is of a missing child. The company promptly plasters the shot on all their milk cartons. Incredibly, a Wisconsin couple with butts for heads (an ailment they refer to as "torsonic polarity syndrome") sees the photo and, thinking it might be of their missing son, contacts the milk company. When the butt-faced couple meets Cartman face-to-ass, he blows a "funny fuse." Having seen the funniest thing he's ever likely to see, his sense of humor overloads and he's no longer able to laugh at anything else. Meanwhile, Steven and Marsha Thompson (the butt faced people) use the Dairy Gold Milk Company's computer database to find for their real son -- who turns out to be actor Ben Affleck. When Cartman suggests that they call him Ben Assfleck from now on, the other kids notice that he laughs at his own joke. Stan and Kyle theorize that the real reason he couldn't laugh was because he felt guilty about the prank. But when things turned out for the best, his sense of humor returned. A moment later Kenny is run over by a motorcycle and killed. Cartman finds this absolutely hilarious. ===What I Learned Today=== "Wow Cartman actually felt bad for somebody and couldn't laugh at them." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Come on, we wanna see the ass people." [[Craig Tucker]] * "That's why some say South Park milk tastes like you're suckin' it right from the cow's tits yourself." [[President of the Dairy Gold Milk Company]] * "I hate my stupid face." [[Butters]] * "Dude, the ass-faces' son is Ben Affleck!" [[Stan]] * "Hey, where's my smile?" [[Photographer]] * "Teacher, I didn't mean to look stupid in my picture, honest!!" [[Butters]] * "I think I blew a funny fuse." [[Cartman]] * "You may not have realized this, but Marsha and I have buttocks where our heads should be." [[Mr. Thompson]] * "We don't really like chili. It makes us throw up." [[Mr. Thompson]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)