Editing Ginger Kids (episode) (section)

==Story==

===Description===
During oral report day at school, Cartman gives a presentation entitled: "Ginger Kids: Children with Red Hair, Light Skin, and Freckles."  In it, he discusses the grossness of kids suffering from the "Gingervitus" disease -- the symptoms of which include their inability to go in the sun, and their total lack of soul.  

Needless to say, his report pisses off Kyle.  Having red hair himself (but not freckles or pale skin), Kyle calls this presentation a bunch of crap.  Cartman goes on to correct Kyle, saying that hybrids like himself are called "Daywalkers," and they too are part of the problem.

His denunciation of Gingers is so convincing that soon they're excluded from eating in the school cafeteria.  Angered by the discrimination Cartman is causing among the students, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to give him a taste of his own medicine.  The three boys sneak into his house in the middle of the night, knock him out, then dye his hair red, bleach his skin and tattoo his face with freckles. 

To their delight, the new "Ginger" Cartman now endures the same ridicule he helped foster. Unfortunately, this ironic turn of events fails to teach him the lesson he deserved.  Cartman founds the Ginger Separatist Movement, which puts forth freckled redheads as some sort of master race.  He rallies other Gingers to his cause, and soon has a loyal army of disgruntled Ginger minions.

Fearing things are spinning out of control, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny decide to sneak back into Cartman's room and change him back into his old self.  But before they can do this, they're kindapped by a pack of Ginger kids who, on Cartman's orders, have fanned out across South Park to round up every "normal" kid they can find.  The captives are taken to the "Exterminate All Non-Gingers Conference" in the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.

The Separatist's plan is to throw all non-Gingers into a pit of lava -- with Cartman's nemesis Kyle (the Daywalker) first in line.  But just before he's sacrificed, Kyle begs for a final word with Cartman -- whispering into his ear the truth about Cartman's "condition."   Horrified, Cartman instantly undergoes a radical change of heart, telling his followers that violence isn't the answer and that hand-in-hand, we can live together.  

After a bit of convincing (through song), all the "normals" are released from their cages.  Kyle calls Cartman a manipulative asshole, which Cartman admits is probably true.

===What I Learned Today===
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the only way to fight hate is with more hate."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "We'll pick up with Clyde's speech about lesbian cheerleaders after recess." [[Garrison]]
* "If you really don't want to have Ginger kids, marry an Asian woman. Asians don't carry the recessive gene. I know a guy who's marrying a Japanese woman very soon for just that reason." [[Mr. Foley]]
* "Make no mistake! Ginger kids ARE evil.  Do you know who was Ginger?  Judas." [[Cartman]]
* "I'M GINGER!!  HELP ME!!  HELP ME!!!" [[Cartman]]
* "Your son will be Ginger his whole life. You might want to just . . . put him down." [[Dr. Doctor]]
* "My dad says each one of my freckles is a kiss from an angel." [[Ginger Kid]]
* "We've all seen them.  On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets.  They creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs."  [[Cartman]]
* "In the meantime, shut your god damn Daywalker mouth!"  [[Cartman]]
* "Ginger kids eat in the hallway!" [[Tolkien]]
* "I'm afraid your son is suffering from Gingervitus."  [[Dr. Doctor]]
* "We need to let everyone in this school know that we are not inferior!  That we are, in fact, beautiful, totally awesome, and super smart!!"  [[Cartman]]
* "RED POWER!"  [[Cartman]]
* "But you just said they should all die fifteen seconds ago."  [[Ginger Kids]]
* "Um, oh but anyway, ohh -- oh wow!  I can't believe how great it feels to finally love my fellow man!"  [[Cartman]]