Editing George R. R. Martin (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== This famous author of fantasy novels lives almost completely undisturbed in his New Mexico home, writing his books and mercilessly killing characters that everyone knows and loves. You also won't find another human alive who's more obsessed with wieners, or "wennies", than George R. R. Martin - and he prefers the floppy and gay ones, since they're non-threatening, according to [[Butters Stotch]]. He also prefers riding horses to other modes of transportation for similarly phallic reasons. He makes a rare public appearance at the [[South Park Mall]] where his obsession becomes his downfall as a shopper kills him for exposing himself to them all for a poem. He has a habit of promising things that haven't arrived yet but don't worry, they're coming, they're on their way. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)